Roma NASA trains to pick up space junk
The U.S. space agency has announced plans to build a small spacecraft that will orbit a number of Roma who will be responsible for collecting space junk that orbits our planet. The nearly 100 tons of wastes are composed entirely of remains of rockets and satellites into disuse. The development of the project will cost around three hundred million dollars, according to NASA, will be ready in two or three years.
From Rota, the U.S. military base held in Cadiz, is trying to form for the gypsies to learn to drive the ship, although they say they do not. "Nor do I have a license, and driving from the seven years. What the rockets come to the same thing, "says Joe 'the bows' Heredia, one of the future astronauts.
"The truth is that they seem to have a capacity innate drive all types of vehicles. I put at the controls of various fighters and without ever having been one of them, were able to make them fly well. The trouble is that then became a taxi. Someone stole the plane, as we were told. Each time you train with them steal more copies have very bad luck, "says Thierry Schonefield, director of NASA. "We also insist on testing rovers. In its mission will not be necessary but might let them try anyway. "
Although the aircraft was supposed to be ready for 2013, is likely to delay implementation. "They are so eager to start work in space and tested here. As operators are adding metal plates to the rocket, they are dismantling it. This requires us to start from scratch almost every day, "Schonefield. "But anyway, we are very happy with them and they with us. We have also asked them to leave the base to hold a small family wedding. Something simple, they say. "
Despite the obstacles that tells Schonefield, the truth is that NASA is very pleased with "ribbons", "the pussy" and "The Chirlillas" future astronauts. "They are very involved, they say that they will deal with space debris once collected, but do not really know how to lower it or even think what could possibly want. They have also appeared several painted in the hangar where the ship is built with warnings such as "Here and there viguilante Heredia brothers' and other things we do not understand."
Around Cadiz are many who already use F-35 fighters to go to work. "I met a gypsy I sold it for 150 euros. I said it was stolen or anything, so I bought it. All legal. If the Americans say it is his will to give me at least the 150 euros I paid for it. " Despite having a conveyance exceptional Cadiz many are arriving late to work.
Source: http://www.elmundotoday.com/2010/11/la-nasa-entrena-a-gitanos-para-que-recojan-chatarra-espacial/
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